I guess the military does bring out that wild-ass crap, Stinky. We did a bunch too. One of the funniest was when me and this other Air Force weather guy were stationed with the Army in Korea to do their weather. We were the only Air Force at this little helicopter compound. So we're partying one night and this one dude passes out. His roomate says, "You Air Force weather guys got a lot of colored pens, right?" Shit yeah. So we get them and draw all over his face with profanity and whatever. The next morning he gets up and doesn't look in the mirror but just goes out for formation. His sergeant gave him a real ration. He was sure pissed. But everyone else thought it was funnier than hell.

By the way, I wasn't woken by oral, but by a hand-job. She said she wanted to see it get hard. She got her wish. I highly recommend the activity.