Things You've Done To People Sleeping

[LIP]

i have a whole new found respect for you lip. as far as im concerned there is no cooler nickname ever than chimney. that was my nickname in college, id meet someone new and tell them that everyone calls me chimney...i got some great reactions. the best were the 'oh ive heard about you' reactions.

My mates mother gave me that nickname when i was about 15. She knew i smoked ganja, but didnt mind [which was surprising!]

I think it's a cool nickname, i like it for sure. I've had the "I've heard about you" before too - which in a way makes me feel special haha, sounds stupid, but it's true. Almost like a celebrity.

Only problem was i used to get kids ringing me non stop asking if i served up, and i had to keep telling them no!

LIP Reviewed by LIP on 09-18-2007. Things You've Done To People Sleeping Thought this would be a fun thread. Tell us things you've done to people while they were sleeping. I painted my husband to nails shimmery pink while he was sleeping. When he woke up he didn't notice. Later that day a preacher knocked on the door, my husband answered the door, and stepped outside to talk to him. The preacher kept looking down and finally so did my husband. There he stood barefoot on the porch with beautiful pink toenails. Rating: 5

[qdavid]

I guess the military does bring out that wild-ass crap, Stinky. We did a bunch too. One of the funniest was when me and this other Air Force weather guy were stationed with the Army in Korea to do their weather. We were the only Air Force at this little helicopter compound. So we're partying one night and this one dude passes out. His roomate says, "You Air Force weather guys got a lot of colored pens, right?" Shit yeah. So we get them and draw all over his face with profanity and whatever. The next morning he gets up and doesn't look in the mirror but just goes out for formation. His sergeant gave him a real ration. He was sure pissed. But everyone else thought it was funnier than hell.

By the way, I wasn't woken by oral, but by a hand-job. She said she wanted to see it get hard. She got her wish. I highly recommend the activity.

[higher4hockey]

Lip~ i used to get that a lot too. random people on the street would come up to me and ask me for weed. i used to get phone calls from people i didnt know, and about two or three times a year i get a call from a friend of a friend of a friend that wants help with a drug test...

..and yeah, i feel ya on the celebrity thing....i like when i get that response. ..especially if its a girl.

[LIP]

Lip~ i used to get that a lot too. random people on the street would come up to me and ask me for weed. i used to get phone calls from people i didnt know, and about two or three times a year i get a call from a friend of a friend of a friend that wants help with a drug test...

..and yeah, i feel ya on the celebrity thing....i like when i get that response. ..especially if its a girl.

It's gooooood! :rastasmoke:

And yeah - im fucking toasted my man. Hahaha - the smile on my face now. I wann frame it but i wouldnt fit

[WEsmokeED]

We had a buddy pass out once so about six of us carry the couch he is asleep on about a 1/2 mile out into the woods. We are about twenty minutes from the nearest town so its pitch black out there. We set him down and someone pours a trash can full of beer cans on him. We all then go back inside and continue drinking lol

[hero3279]

Come on , you guys are evil. If your sleeping, you gotta sleep. If I was an insomniac I would piss about and do everything myself, but I realise, I too sleep, so anything I do will just backfire.

[jdmarcus59]

LoL nice one , i thought it would be funny to leave 'Hair removal cream' on my friends head when he was sleeping , the next morning he looked like a diseased parrott , it burned his scalp and removed half of his hair which he didnt find as amusing as me of course !!

Thats not funny, if someone did that to me and i woked up the next day with half my hair gone, You would be Gone

[jdmarcus59]

Well... Mauichick beat me to it.
Beats a cup of coffee hands-down for a good start to ANY day!

yea but when its over then its time for a nap again lol.

[audioaddict04]

I've woken quite a few people up with a slap on the face from my dick. Sometimes you have to do it a few times before they wake up.

[jdmarcus59]

We had a buddy pass out once so about six of us carry the couch he is asleep on about a 1/2 mile out into the woods. We are about twenty minutes from the nearest town so its pitch black out there. We set him down and someone pours a trash can full of beer cans on him. We all then go back inside and continue drinking lol

ok that one is funny