Leave us alone :D

[sexy smoke]

If you work too hard, there is never any time for her.
If you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.

If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it's exploitation.
If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your ass and find something better.

If you get a promotion ahead of her, it's favoritism.
If she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.

If you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment.
If you keep quiet, it's male indifference.

If you cry, you're a wimp.
If you don't, you're insensitive.

If you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist pig, you bastard.
If she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.

If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.
If she asks you, it's a favor.

If you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain.
If you don't, you're a slob.

If you buy her flowers, you're after something.
If you don't, you're not thoughtful.

If you're proud of your achievements, you're an egotist.
If you're not, you're not ambitious.

If she has a headache, she's tired.
If you have a headache, you don't love her anymore, and you must be sleeping around.


it's all SO true.

sexy smoke Reviewed by sexy smoke on 09-18-2007. Leave us alone :D If you work too hard, there is never any time for her. If you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum. If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it's exploitation. If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your ass and find something better. If you get a promotion ahead of her, it's favoritism. If she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity. If you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment. Rating: 5

[beachguy in thongs]

If she has a headache, it could be the pollen.

[sexy smoke]

If she has a headache, it could be the pollen.

lol there's never any excuse.

[beachguy in thongs]

For me!!!

Girls excuse themselves as they please.

[sexy smoke]

For me!!!

Girls excuse themselves as they please.

lifes not fair is it. next time im gna tell her im not in the mood, let her no how it feels

or pretend she can't make me cum hahahahahaahahahaha

[trainwreck530]

wait if u try to keep yourself in shape...ur vain?? r u shitting me bro? its called having respect for yourself. our modern culture in america in so concerned w/asthetics and less with overall health/wellbeing/being in touch w your own body it makes me sick. this is all u get man, right here. save me the spiritual bs. we live in a physical, material, green world. i CANNOT relate to people who are not physically active on some level. weather u do trail work/firefighting (hardcore), swim, some kind of lifting, running, bikes, martial arts, etc etc etc.

all of which i like to do. wait a minute im rambling. my bad bro. i just fuckin spiilled a full platter of LOADED nachos all over my croch, then the dog jumped up and my beer got spilled. no joke. so anyway. yeah =) working out is fun it gets u way more stoned.

btw the brew is hoegaarden this sux man i messed big time

donny

[stinkyattic]

Thank you , sexy smoke, for the unimaginative and insulting post that you probably got as a chain email and cut-n-pasted right into canncom for the annoyance of the women on this site, who, I daresay, are a bit less shallow than you seem to think they are.
Boo.

[Nightcrewman]

If you treat her as an equal,
then she will be your friend for life.

Cheers

NCM

[stars stars stars]

Thank you , sexy smoke, for the unimaginative and insulting post that you probably got as a chain email and cut-n-pasted right into canncom for the annoyance of the women on this site, who, I daresay, are a bit less shallow than you seem to think they are.
Boo.

Bravo.

[geonagual]

Shouldnt of made this thread..now look at you..on the outside looking in..haha..