I dont normally have time for brekkie, but when i do i have a full English.

5 rashers of bacon, 5 sausages, 2 fried bread, 2 toast, 4 fried eggs, 5 slices of black pudding, baked beans, fried mushrooms, liver, lamb chops, 2 cups of coffee [and i normally only drink tea] and a glass of orange to wash it down.