Cought

[Hempamasta]

This sucks....

I had my bong under my couch (I had just made it and was proud of it).

I had just gotten out of school when my mom called me on my cell phone. "Come home right now." "Why?" "You'll find out when you get here."

Shit.

So I come home, and I pretty much knew what had happened. So I saw it sitting there, and her and my dad were all like, "We know what this is. I can't believe that you would go against our trust like this, etc. etc." I got yelled at for 4 hours because I smoke. I don't really think that they liked it when I called them "ignorant fucking conservatives." So they were like, "Go and get EVERYTHING that you have that pertains to pot. If you try to keep something, your punishment time will be doubled." So they watched me go out to my car and get my cigs, lighter, the jar I keep my green in, and my pipe, and another bong that I had. "Is that everything?" "Yes." "Go up to your room and take out your stereo, TV, Xbox, and Computer."

Then they gave me 2 choices.

A) Lose my car until summer.

B) Sell my car and go into the military.

Naturally, I chose the 1st choice. Then they called me in today and said, "We changed our minds about you." Naturally, I was like, "Good, maybe I won't get fucked in the ass by them." So they were like, "You are going to lose your car for 30 days starting today, and then you get it back. Then we will start doing hair and urine drug tests every 2 weeks or so until you go to college. Then whenever you come back from college for Thanksgiving, Spring Break, Christmas, whatever, we're going to drug test you. If you fail, we are going to pull you out of college and make you sell your car."

Shit.

So now pretty much the only thing I can do is smoke Salvia (I'm going to get a tincture of Salvia from sagewisdom.org, it looks pretty cool) and smoke cigs.

So my advice to you, smokers, if you still live with the 'rents, hide your shit really, really well.


The only upside to this is when I go to college and start smoking weed again after 7 1/2 months, I'm going to get BLAZED because my tolerance is going to be down again. At least I have that to look forward to.

Hempamasta Reviewed by Hempamasta on 01-26-2005. Cought This sucks.... I had my bong under my couch (I had just made it and was proud of it). I had just gotten out of school when my mom called me on my cell phone. "Come home right now." "Why?" "You'll find out when you get here." Shit. So I come home, and I pretty much knew what had happened. So I saw it sitting there, and her and my dad were all like, "We know what this is. I can't believe that you would go against our trust like this, etc. etc." I got yelled at for 4 hours Rating: 5

[Rapmaster]

What kind of car could possibly be used as so much leverage by your parents?

Strict ass parents though, sorry man

[juggalo420]

how about move out and live in your car, or hit your mom and knock your dad the fuck out

[bowlsnapper2012]

dude this is what you do leave a note that says "dear mom and dad im sorry it had to come to this but i had to leave. I am now living with my new girl friend shaniqua who has convinced me that meth doesnt hurt anyone and that we will be producing it and selling it for other drugs we will do this until her child is born and they find a cure for aids i also emptied both your checking and savings account to help myself survive." "p.s. see there are worse things then smoking pot when u understand call my cell phone"

[DontPassOnGrass]

I feel for ya man, i've been caught twice ,but never tested. that sucks. jst make sure you talk to them about it once in a while. the more i talk to my parents the more they understand stuff, even if it ends in arguements. they still dont want me smoking whatsoever.and i dnt care. i dnt let them kno i smoke, but i dnt ack like a hypocrit and not speak my mind about HERB and why it would be benificial to so many ppl. including the "ignorant capitalist" retards that make the desisions for the poeple of this country. they,ve also opened up to me bout some stuff, like i found out that both my mom and dad smoked grass at least once but a long time ago.

MY advice. roll with the punches but occasionally punch back! your in control of whether you piss in a damn cup, or if you do well in school, or smoke weed, ect...
PEACE

[Hektik]

how about move out and live in your car, or hit your mom and knock your dad the fuck out

lol i was going to say the EXACT same shit. i was even going to type it out the same

[BlastedTOtheSKY]

lol funny posts, oh yeah i feel ya too man...

ive been cought i think 5 times now, oh well ill just wait till outa the house, plus there is other stuff besides weed

[Syrus]

Tough luck man, i hope the ebst for you. i really dont nderstand you americans and your drug testing and shit like that, talk bout fox news brainwashing.

[socialtoker]

Man, thats a sad story. However, you should really learn your rights dude. You said you're graduating in 7 1/2 months, then you are probably 18 or if not very close to it. That means you are legally an ADULT, meaning you don't have to let your parents boss you around. If you don't already, get a job, and keep doing well in school, and smoke freely, and if they catch you, calmly explain to them that they may disagree with your choices but that they cannot do anything about it. If they call the cops, move out.

[west coast style]

Damn.. that sucks... but like some said, I think you should just get a job and move out since you're almost going to college anyway. Then you can do whatever the hell you want.