Cought

[Encatuse]

Convince your mom you'll just use someone elses urine unless she watches you.

Then piss on her leg. When you have to explain it later, tell her you were stoned as fuck and trying to stand still and focus on a cup was making you dizzy.

I think it's funny that they threatened to pull you out of college. I mean, "If you're going to smoke pot, I'm going to ruin your chance at a successful future by withdrawing you from college"

Anyway, if moving out isn't an option, or isn't worth it for weed, do drugs that don't show up on tests. DXM, Shroomz, Salvia, Ayahuasca, some research chemicals, nitrous oxide, nutmeg((im serious. Don't smoke it. Eat three big spoonfuls, or 1 89 cent grocery store container.)), HB Woodrose seeds, Morning Glory seeds, catnip joints ((lol)), Skullcap & Damiana, alcohol((only tests positive a few days after)), PEYOTE!!!, San Pedro Cactus, DMT((ayahuasca)), Oxycodone, any painkiller with aceteminophen ((sp.?)), LSD((heh... if you can find it.. it only shows up for a few days after you do it)),.

Anyway. Im not promising you any of those won't be tested for, but most of em aren't, even in an extended drug test. Anyway, do lots of drugs.

[Mello.as.Hello]

more bad news, bro.. if your parents are gonna give you a hair test, you won't be able to smoke in college at all..

Unless you shave your head?

Cause hair holds THC in it until it falls out or is cut off. BUmmer, man. (Maybe chicks dig buzzcuts, idk)

[notanovice]

Convince your mom you'll just use someone elses urine unless she watches you.

Then piss on her leg. When you have to explain it later, tell her you were stoned as fuck and trying to stand still and focus on a cup was making you dizzy.

I think it's funny that they threatened to pull you out of college. I mean, "If you're going to smoke pot, I'm going to ruin your chance at a successful future by withdrawing you from college"

Anyway, if moving out isn't an option, or isn't worth it for weed, do drugs that don't show up on tests. DXM, Shroomz, Salvia, Ayahuasca, some research chemicals, nitrous oxide, nutmeg((im serious. Don't smoke it. Eat three big spoonfuls, or 1 89 cent grocery store container.)), HB Woodrose seeds, Morning Glory seeds, catnip joints ((lol)), Skullcap & Damiana, alcohol((only tests positive a few days after)), PEYOTE!!!, San Pedro Cactus, DMT((ayahuasca)), Oxycodone, any painkiller with aceteminophen ((sp.?)), LSD((heh... if you can find it.. it only shows up for a few days after you do it)),.

Anyway. Im not promising you any of those won't be tested for, but most of em aren't, even in an extended drug test. Anyway, do lots of drugs.

this is our future?
i think i`ll just go and kill myself now

[Hektik]

do lots of drugs

[slipnslide087]

and then drive

[Gothen]

When I first got caught, it was really bad. My mom went ballistic and laid it on thick. She went as far as saying she would just quit her new job (highest paying job she'd ever had. period.) and work at McDonald's so she could moniter me. Then she threatened to move us away and take me away from all of it. Then she said I was betraying her trust or whatever. Then she started to cry and told me to leave her the fuck alone. (exact words).

I told her I would quit, but I, obviously, didn't. She thought all way OKAY until one night I got caught by leaving seeds on the table. (Wasn't actually MY fault, but I take blame for it because I didn't clean up the house well enough that night) So, when that happened she threatened to send me to my father's family (they hate me more than Bush hates "Terrorism" simply because I'm a half-breed, and not of true blood) and force me to leave there. Then she threatened with the police, later on.

I told her right there and then that I didn't care anymore. I told her I didn't do pot to fit in or to feel welcome, I did it because it was a really good way to relax, and I enjoyed it. I told her it hasn't affected my grades or made a worse person. (My GPA actually went UP the first six weeks I started to smoke regularly) In fact, even if it is sorth of pathetic, pot made me realize you can't be bitter and lock yourself in your room, that's black with bedsheets over the window to keep the lock out and leave a life on the computer. It made me realize that I can't stay sad and depressed and think that the world hates me my entire life. To grow up being like that, being that unhappy, is even more frickin' pathetic than smoking pot.

I told her all of that. I also told her I wasn't going to stop smoking. We made an agreement:
- I'm out of her house by 18, college or not, "I'm done with it."
- When I'm busted, don't think of calling her. I can rot in that jail cell (her words).
- I would no longer allow people (MINORS) to smoke in my house, because of the fact that she could get arrested and our house taken away, etc.

So, she still doesn't want me doing it, but I told her that it's my decision, and I will make MY decisions by myself. It's my life, I said. She said, "It's my home." (thus the 3rd term to the agreement)
So, I do it. Now, I do it because it's really, really relaxing. I'm as responsible as I ever was. If there is homework, I'll do it before I smoke. Get the choors done, laundry, dishes, trash, etc etc. Then, I sit down, light up, and just listen to some music or watch TV.

I don't really understand what's wrong with that.

Anyway, some days are exceptions where I'll let up before I get home, then do all the choors and homework later that night. So, like a switch up of the regular day.

[Hempamasta]

more bad news, bro.. if your parents are gonna give you a hair test, you won't be able to smoke in college at all..

Unless you shave your head?

Cause hair holds THC in it until it falls out or is cut off. BUmmer, man. (Maybe chicks dig buzzcuts, idk)

I usually DO shave my head for swimming, so it wouldn't look that weird to them if I shaved it. But before I go to college, they aren't going to let me cut it.

[jones2much]

YOU'RE FUCKED DUDE

[slipnslide087]

ive heard lots of parents throw the hair test thing. that shit is expensive......pure bullshit i promise....believe they will piss test you though.......they didnt know what they were talking about.............why wuld they piss test you if they were going to be hair testing you? you cna bet they will piss test you they......and it still may not last.
peace

[slipknotpsycho]

I usually DO shave my head for swimming, so it wouldn't look that weird to them if I shaved it. But before I go to college, they aren't going to let me cut it.

tell them that when you were sober you started getting depressed and crazy cuz you haven't had anything to control it and you shaved your head anyways....and start acting real weird around them....lol even if you do get high and shit still act like it's killing you not to smoke....it's funny