Quote Originally Posted by WeedyBoyWonder
You can't garente you won't smell, no matter what you do to mask it. If you're "really terrified", maybe it's not the best idea to be doing it anyway...
Exactly. I don't know about you, but I smoke to relax and enjoy the high. If you smoke and immediately try to mask the scent and get all worried about it, it's going to kill your buzz and you're not going to enjoy yourself. Seriously, man, chill. It's one thing to be worried about where to hide your shit, but since you're getting this worried about it, if there is no way you can calm down, then maybe smoking weed isn't for you.

Do it on days where you have nothing to do. If you're out of high school and in college, do it on days where you don't have work (if you have a job) and don't have class. If you're in high school, do it on one weekend and stay out with your friends the entire day. Tell your parents you're going to the movies or hanging out or something. Carry some spray deodorant and just spray yourself after you come back down.

Unless you have either a girlfriend who won't approve, or some strict, military-type father who will inspect you, you don't have to worry about it on your breath. Just chew some gum or swill your mouth out with mouthwash and you should be fine.

Bottom line.. relax, chill, calm down. I understand that you're first starting out and have a bunch of questions, and that's cool, it's encouraged, because you have every right to know as much as you can, but really, dude, I'm thinking that if you're unable to just chill out about things like this, then smoking bud will probably be more of a pain in the ass for you.

Good luck, man. Don't be so paranoid. Have a good time. :jointsmile: