i figure that about twenty years from now, when i'm on my death bed, i will be made an honorary mod in recognition of my many years of unremarkable posting. once i am given those temporary powers i will strike. at long last i'll be able to tell all of you $%$*%#@$ exactly what you can do with your $%@*&%@*%#*&@!@#. then i'll perma ban the lot of ya. after that i'll be able to die a happy man.
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by the way, i'm still waiting for that dirty old man smilie.