me and my friend brandon had been rollin around hot boxing my lil s-10 fat...like ALL day. we were at jesses and then i dropped brandon off. reeked like skunk nuts. i couldnt really see bc there was a film on the inside of my windshiled. thats right, the shit was getting resinated. i had to use jesses scale, i broke mine.

i had an ounce and a half of chronic all in sep. baggies. eights, quarters. shit even 10 sacs. i guess a cop had been following me for about a mile, i was going over 15 under the speed limit =) cop pulls me over. im so stoned and pretty buzzed that it didnt even register how fuct i was. he comes to the window and shines a light in. i was so baked i waved. he yells to woll down the window, w/ his hand on his glock. so i cracked the window and slid my papers through it. he tells me to roll it down all the way. the smell was deafening. he asked me if i smoke marijuana, while im on the spot lite. i said 'no your honor i dont do drugs'

so he has me step out of the car. he plays games w/my pupils for a good minute, then has me tip my head back and tell him when i think its been a minute. right when i opened my eys he looked up from his watch. i fuckin nailed that pig ass police officer to the WALL. he stares at me in silence for what seems like forever. im looking back through stoned eyes, trying not to crack a smile. then he says "ok mr daniger u r free 2 go" i drove home, feeling like the champion of the world. got home, let my nuts hang, cracked a cold one and lit a victory bowl

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