hahahahahahhaha

i had a cop pull papers out of my glove box once, they didn't realize the dorrito bag in there had an ounce in it... and i won't say why
i got pulled over for drag racing, and they asked if i had anything, so i gave them my quarter and they let me go for everything, and left me my roaches
hmmm, god... i have escaped capture so many times man... i have given the police my weed about 4 times, and got let go...
i got pulled over for an invalid tag, and i had three plants in my car
i got pulled over after delivering a couple pounds... literally right out of their driveway... the police thought i came there to get some... hahahahaha, they admitted to me having the place on security... they were being so cocky... BUT I WAS CLEAN, hhahahahahahahaha... so i learned some valuable info, for nothing

now i don't worry about police imp:

i have a silver tounge BTW (my only special feature)