hahahahahahhaha

i had a cop pull papers out of my glove box once, they didn't realize the dorrito bag in there had an ounce in it... and i won't say why
i got pulled over for drag racing, and they asked if i had anything, so i gave them my quarter and they let me go for everything, and left me my roaches
hmmm, god... i have escaped capture so many times man... i have given the police my weed about 4 times, and got let go...
i got pulled over for an invalid tag, and i had three plants in my car
i got pulled over after delivering a couple pounds... literally right out of their driveway... the police thought i came there to get some... hahahahaha, they admitted to me having the place on security... they were being so cocky... BUT I WAS CLEAN, hhahahahahahahaha... so i learned some valuable info, for nothing

now i don't worry about police imp:

i have a silver tounge BTW (my only special feature)
HighTillIDie Reviewed by HighTillIDie on . ALMOST got Caught? Whats the time when you were ALMOST caught with pot but didnt get caught somehow? I'm sure you guys will have a lot of stories that will top mine, to post em here!! I was driving with my girlfriend in the front passenger seat and my dealer and his friend in the back, carrying an ounce of weed on us (you could smell it strong) and I was pulled over for a "random breathe test" (an excuse for cops to pull you over when they dont have a reason). We all rolled our windows down really quick Rating: 5