I had a close shave last week , i was out when i got a phone call of my neighbour saying the filth were at mine in a riot van , snooping round my garden , banging on my door , lookin in my shed windows , i thought straight away - plants !!!

My little babies were stinking and whats worse , my girlfriend opened the door to the rozzas. My neighbour was across the road watching telling me everything on my mobile ,'they've gone in', my mate said 'shit' i thought, should i go home and face the music or stay away !??!

Anyway after piping 3 tabs and a joint in the space of a few minutes , i heard on my phone , 'there going ...... with no plants ' ,

Turns out my nob ed' mate had rang them due to me 'threatining' him the night before , only i didnt threatin him , the little weasel was trippin off E's !! LOL !