I was smoking in my buddy's backyard once, about eight of us in fact. Anyways he walks in and walks back out and says "Dude my mom is here, she has been watching us!" As soon as he said it the guy with the blunt smashes it out and throws it in the gutter. His mom walks out and asks what we were smoking, I told her it was just a cigar and that Im legally old enough to smoke them (which i was).

Luckily for us we had a blunt, had we been passing around a bong or pipe well i dont want to know....