I was headed to a party, and I only had about a nick of weed in the truck. I had just gotten off of work, and it was like 2:00 AM. So I'm heading down this road, not paying attention to the speed, and suddenly I'm pulled over for speeding. I threw the weed into the floorboard under a bunch of trash asap.

First thing the cop does is come to window yelling about how fast I was going, and said I was going to jail! I just kind of chuckled and said "wow I must've been going fast to be going to jail over it, what was I doing?". Turns out I was going 75 in a 45 mph zone, AND in a work zone.

The cop asked me to step out of the vehicle, I closed my door behind me, he did a quick look with a flashlight through the window and didn't see anything that stood out besides my domino's pizza sign from when I had been delivering earlier. That actually seemed to cheer him up because he got really polite and seemed to be apologetic for pulling me over, explaining that he's just doing his job. It was really bizarre...he wrote me the ticket, which cost me $180 + a lot of trouble a few months later, but never asked to check my car or anything.