ALMOST got Caught?

[RhinoGrowUK]

:thumbsup: LOL

[GreenGiant07]

A couple weeks ago I was blazing with my pipe in my backyard at like 2am, anyhoo, my neighbour wakes up, opens his kitchen window (which is like 6ft from where I blazed) and asks "Is anyone there?" me being the smartass that I am, I say "No, now shut the fuck up and go back to bed" he stands there for a second, shrugs, goes back inside and to bed, funniest shit.

[bobthenuker]

I got stopped once walking wearing a hat with the cannabis leaf on it, and I had weed on me (stupid I know). The cop kept telling me to give him my bag but I kept saying I don't have anything on me. He searched me and didn't find anything. Finally he asked me why was I stupid enough to wear a cannabis hat. I said "well it's like bob said, legalize it, don't criticize it, and I will advertise it!" LOL. He just laughed and let me go and told me to have a fun night. I had like 2 dubs in my socks btw.

[jdic06]

A couple weeks ago I was blazing with my pipe in my backyard at like 2am, anyhoo, my neighbour wakes up, opens his kitchen window (which is like 6ft from where I blazed) and asks "Is anyone there?" me being the smartass that I am, I say "No, now shut the fuck up and go back to bed" he stands there for a second, shrugs, goes back inside and to bed, funniest shit.

you make me laugh

[I just love weed]

First off id like to say that im such a fool for doing this, it shouldnt be a big deal, but my town, and especially my school is super tight on pot even though everyone smokes. It was break,(your not allowed to leave school during break) and me and a friend decided to shimmy up this hill near my school and smoke a bowl in a bush. Not to mention this was right after an assembly, so the school expected you to ditch. Right as i go down the hill i see my least favorite black man (no racism intended) MR. cook. He asks what were doing, we say nothing and he tells us to wait for the principal. (of course he suspects we were smoking weed) On the way down the hill i decided on a whim to move my mini 1-hitter, weed, and lighter to my back pockets. Soon after he says "make me feel a little better about this situation, show me you have nothing in your pockets. Of course i pat my front pockets and hope to god he doesnt ask to see my back pockets. Luckyily my front pockets are good enough for him. We wait for maybe 10 minutes for the principal to come and possibly search us but for some reason he never came! Mr. cook told us to never be seen off campus again and let us go. As im walking away me and my friend do our little handshake in clear sight of mr cook haha http://boards.cannabis.com/images/smilies/biggrin.gif

[Dmo18]

crazy as hell man.....about 15 minutes ago. i dont have tail lights and i was goin to get some burger king and smoke a bowl. i smoked, got burger king, then got pulled. cop pulls me over asks his questions, gets my info and goes back to his car...he let me go and was actually pretty cool guy. i had my bowl, grinder and bag in my center consel.

[trainwreck530]

me and my friend brandon had been rollin around hot boxing my lil s-10 fat...like ALL day. we were at jesses and then i dropped brandon off. reeked like skunk nuts. i couldnt really see bc there was a film on the inside of my windshiled. thats right, the shit was getting resinated. i had to use jesses scale, i broke mine.

i had an ounce and a half of chronic all in sep. baggies. eights, quarters. shit even 10 sacs. i guess a cop had been following me for about a mile, i was going over 15 under the speed limit =) cop pulls me over. im so stoned and pretty buzzed that it didnt even register how fuct i was. he comes to the window and shines a light in. i was so baked i waved. he yells to woll down the window, w/ his hand on his glock. so i cracked the window and slid my papers through it. he tells me to roll it down all the way. the smell was deafening. he asked me if i smoke marijuana, while im on the spot lite. i said 'no your honor i dont do drugs'

so he has me step out of the car. he plays games w/my pupils for a good minute, then has me tip my head back and tell him when i think its been a minute. right when i opened my eys he looked up from his watch. i fuckin nailed that pig ass police officer to the WALL. he stares at me in silence for what seems like forever. im looking back through stoned eyes, trying not to crack a smile. then he says "ok mr daniger u r free 2 go" i drove home, feeling like the champion of the world. got home, let my nuts hang, cracked a cold one and lit a victory bowl

DD

[MichaelALMIGHTY]

then has me tip my head back and tell him when i think its been a minute. right when i opened my eys he looked up from his watch. i fuckin nailed that pig ass police officer to the WALL.

I think they do that when they think you are on speed, so maybe the cop was none the wiser about the pot "situation" and just thought you were on speed and then when you passed the test he let you go.