i made love to a jelly donut
i was pissed cuz the filling was cold
the donut guy near my house is an old china man
hes like 90 something and has one hair coming from his chin
the hair is like 15 inches long
one night i went for my donut and i musta been in a weird mood
i pretended i had a gun and said this is a robbery[i had no gun]
before i finished my sentence the old man had whipped out a pistol on me
i started laughing and he laughed too.he was quick
if i was a robber i would have got a nice new hole in my chest

dont mess with donut shop owners.they dont play