now its happened to almost all of us. you cant find any bud all day, and you just got some money. so you finally get ahold of something, take one look @ it, take another look at dude. and joe blow the dealer always has a trick up his sleve
"yeah man its kinda dry, but its bomb"
"look @ all those hairs"
"see look! its got some crystals on it right there"
"its bc/kb/green bud/hydro/purple/beasters
"he had to pull it a little primature, but it taste hella good!"
"its a little keify/shaky, but thats the bottom so you get the crystals"

if none of the above work or the product in question is in SUCH bad shape, he'll use his ace! "its stony" it could be the midiest mid regular domesticated CRAP, but all of sudden its stony. the term stony is like insurance for any kind of bs. he says stony like no matter how bad things seem, you WILL get a head change lol. 'green bud' is another one. it is such a loose term that its up for all kinds of debate. i always get a kick out of 'purple' or 'tainwreck' that looks and smells nothing like it. i dont know how some people can sell such dry weed. its like getting sloppy thirds. you grab a bud and it disintegrates into a pile of dust and then the wind blows it away

is is green?
of course
yeah but you know is this some green shit?
dude its GREEN BUD! trust me bro its stony!

i always get a kick out of 'purple' or 'tainwreck' that looks and smells nothing like it. i dont know how some people can sell such dry weed. its like getting sloppy thirds. you grab a bud and it disintegrates into a pile of dust and then the wind blows it away.
trainwreck530 Reviewed by trainwreck530 on . haha people talking up/selling off bull**** now its happened to almost all of us. you cant find any bud all day, and you just got some money. so you finally get ahold of something, take one look @ it, take another look at dude. and joe blow the dealer always has a trick up his sleve "yeah man its kinda dry, but its bomb" "look @ all those hairs" "see look! its got some crystals on it right there" "its bc/kb/green bud/hydro/purple/beasters "he had to pull it a little primature, but it taste hella good!" "its a little keify/shaky, Rating: 5