ideas for asking a girl to homecoming

[meatw4d]

Yea, meat, be a man of the New Millenium. Just slap the sheet out of her, tell her "you comin' wif me, beetch, grab her by the hair, and drag her off. Works ALL the time....

Geez..... King Arthur...

Bet you have plenty of luck wif da hoes....

Peace,

Old Stoner

I dunno if you knew this, but there is a good medium between King Arthur and whatever the hell you described.

But what do I know... Go try that "Would thou likest to goeth forth with me to thyne homecoming dance?" shit...

I'm sure she won't think you're a loser.