ideas for asking a girl to homecoming

[Old Stoner]

Yea, meat, be a man of the New Millenium. Just slap the sheet out of her, tell her "you comin' wif me, beetch, grab her by the hair, and drag her off. Works ALL the time....

Geez..... King Arthur...

Bet you have plenty of luck wif da hoes....

Peace,

Old Stoner

[couch-potato]

If she says no, head butt her in the ovaries.

[Spoken Word]

Just ask her. And try not to sound nervous.

I miss high school. Just get good grades and explore "girls" lol that was it.

[stinkyattic]

Yo roll up in your V-Dub and be all, "Hey babe you wanna roll in my 1982 Diesel Rabbit with the veggie oil conversion? Yeeeeah that's what I thought! Hop in girly!!!"
Now THAT'S stylee.

Seriously what chica can resist a fly guy in a VW?
Take it from a girl who is on her second 'Dub, and dates a dude who drives one- he looks FINE all up in that tinted-out Jetta!
Mm mm mm.

You are overthinking this! Relax! It's all good! She'll go with you! Have fun!

[meatw4d]

Yea, meat, be a man of the New Millenium. Just slap the sheet out of her, tell her "you comin' wif me, beetch, grab her by the hair, and drag her off. Works ALL the time....

Geez..... King Arthur...

Bet you have plenty of luck wif da hoes....

Peace,

Old Stoner

I dunno if you knew this, but there is a good medium between King Arthur and whatever the hell you described.

But what do I know... Go try that "Would thou likest to goeth forth with me to thyne homecoming dance?" shit...

I'm sure she won't think you're a loser.

[Kid Dynamite]

hah there's some cracking banter going down in this thread.

[Old Stoner]

Gee, meat, no need to gettith thy panties all wadded in a knotteth.

My post was meant in jest... Or i wouldn't have even offered a "Peace" at ya...

However, I dunno if YOU know this but you can get more sugar than you can with shit.

Besides, it would have been "Would'EST thou likest to go forth with me to Grand Ball."

:stoned: Peace,

Old Stoner

[meatw4d]

ok ok point taken

:hippy: