1st blowjob

[cannabis campbell]

man walks into a bar and says "bartender 12 shots of vodka"

the bartender says "12, straight? you celebrating?"

the man says "my 1st blowjob"

the bartender says " have a 13th on the house!!!"

the man says "no thanks, if 12 wont get the taste out my mouth nothing will!"

LMAO!!!!!

cannabis campbell Reviewed by cannabis campbell on 09-15-2007. 1st blowjob man walks into a bar and says "bartender 12 shots of vodka" the bartender says "12, straight? you celebrating?" the man says "my 1st blowjob" the bartender says " have a 13th on the house!!!" the man says "no thanks, if 12 wont get the taste out my mouth nothing will!" Rating: 5

[MadSativa]

haha good one

[ProGroWannabe]

Yup---that's funny! Thanks.

[Snorbel]

I like it, but it kinda leaves me hanging,

was he gay or was he doing it for crack

[cannabis campbell]

Lol I dont know its just a joke the impression your supposed to get is that hes celebrating recieving his 1st blowjob but the joke is that he gave his1st lol.

[LIP]

Hahahaha!

[bluntblaze]

man walks into a bar and says "bartender 12 shots of vodka"

the bartender says "12, straight? you celebrating?"

the man says "my 1st blowjob"

the bartender says " have a 13th on the house!!!"

the man says "no thanks, if 12 wont get the taste out my mouth nothing will!"

LMAO!!!!!

lmao

[Rhymenocerus]

hahaha.
Reminds me of another joke, but i don't remember it right now.

EDIT: I'm sorry, that was fairly anti-climactic

[wannabehippiegirl]

hahahahahahahahahaha

[ghosty]

Heheh thats a good one, reminds me of a day we were bored when I used to work at the moving company so a buddy and I went around and asked a bunch of the guys "Do you remember your first blowjob?" everytime they said yes or were about to go off on a story about it you'd have to ask "How'd the dick taste?"