lol dude i was reading this last night @ 2am laughing my ass off. yeah bro it sucks but its funny as hell. i think you might be able to get at least a little bit of power from the spider venom =) i would smoke it, then id go back to dude like wtf! as long as you arent smoking moldy bud, im sure spider eggs cant be 2 bad for you as mold will f*** up your lungs bad!