i kept my bong in my golf bag standing in the midddle of my room when i lived at home. my parents are very against drugs also, and caught me other ways several times. but they never found anytihng in my golf bag so thats where i learned to keep everything lol also if u have speakers with covers in your room that are large enought to fit it in u can unscrew all but 3 screws that attach the speaker to the box and put it in there and replace the speaker cover and no one would never ever know to look in there. i did this way also but i smoke too much to be screwing and unscrewing to get to my bong