Never say never. In 20 years from now, with the right encouragement from friends, the right meds, and the lure of a first-class world tour (it'd be our treat), she just might change her mind. Age and experience have a way of opening people up to possibilities they never would have considered earlier. If not, well, we'll send you both a postcard and a photo of us and Lip and Cannabis C together at a pub, having a marvelous time. . . .