lol...i can't wait till our son is older...i'mma wait till he effs up really bad...while his friends are over or what not...then tell my fave baby story of him so far...

he was a few months old, and we had him on our bed on a changing pad. i take his diaper off, and before i could get a new one on, he began peeing. it arced about a foot above his head, getting all over the bed. then when the piss-stream slowed down, it got shorter, and he ended up peeing all over his face...he was crying the whole time...it was funny as hell. gross but funny