Quote Originally Posted by Weedhound
You'd have to sock in a LOT of miracle grow to feed it with....
though little research has been done in this field, there are certain things we do know about raising such creatures. first and foremost is that they are never to be stimulated in any way, encouraging them only make them harder to handle. their exact dietary needs are unknown, but they are generally considered to be omnivorous and have been known to devour small web sites in a single sitting. neither their origin nor life span have yet been determined, but it is suspected that they are generated by delusional minds and will soon die if completely ignored. our investigations into the lives of these strange and wondrous beasts are far from complete and if you have any information about them you would like to share we can be contacted at -
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oh, and pb - watch out, miracle-gro has been known to cause lab rats in cancer.