Fertilizer, aliens, fairies, 7-Up, and pixie stix... Enjoy!!!

[Chronisseur]

as an experiment, i've decided to grow my next crop using only pixie stix as fertilizer and watering them only with mountain dew. for lighting i'll be using three black candles and an odd assortment of fireflies and glow in the dark condoms. i'll let you know how it goes.

:thumbsup:
Good ideas here, but if I could make a suggestion? My friend who smokes grew the best fucking weed with his TV! He said the UV rays from a TV make for alot of that "powdery substance" (called tetrishydrocannabinos) that gets you trippin'! Maybe you should do your whole grow this way for the biggest bud!

PS: Mountain dew doesnt work real good, but ok I guess.

[delusionsofNORMALity]

Mountain dew doesnt work real good, but ok I guess.

i was thinking about using diet coke, but i want really fat buds.

[Chronisseur]

i was thinking about using diet coke, but i want really fat buds.

Probably go with the womens multivitamin trick! That will also help w flavor if used in bud stage:thumbsup: I think the diet coke will give it too much sugar in combination with the pixie stix, maybe all natural 7-up would be good?

[psteve]

Uh...
Was I supposed to drink the 7-up, and put the PH-up in the res? Or the other way around?
:smokin::wtf:

[Purple Banana]

I think the diet coke will give it too much sugar in combination with the pixie stix, maybe all natural 7-up would be good?

LOL Diet coke doesn't HAVE any sugar! :S2:

[stinkyattic]

Uh...
Was I supposed to drink the 7-up, and put the PH-up in the res?

7 is neutral pH, and 7-up is a pH buffer.
Unfortunately you REALLY want your pH in the 5.5-6.7 range whilst growing hydroponically.
You can get around this problem if you mix 7-up and 5 alive they average to a pH of 6 and that should be fine for your purposes.

[delusionsofNORMALity]

well, last night i decided to start the grand experiment. i went out and picked up 10 cases of pixie stix, 17 6-packs of mountain dew and a gross of glow in the dark condoms (there don't seem to be any fireflies around these parts and i already had the candles left over from my days of black magic). i was all ready to go when i realized i had nothing to grow. luckily i know a few folks around that can help me out in that department, so i packed up and headed to the next town over for a little help from my friends. imagine my surprise when i finally got home around 6 o'clock this morning and found the remains of one of the most massive fert fairy parties i have ever seen. it seems the little buggers were a bit curious about the materials for my little experiment and decided to taste the contents of the various packages for themselves. if there's anything those fairies can't get enough of it's sugar and caffeine and with all of those condoms lying about an orgy soon ensued (yes, even fairies believe in safe sex). when i walked in this morning the entire closet was filled with empty cans and candy wrappers, used condoms and dead and/or comatose little bodies. it seems that many of them actually screwed themselves to death.

i'm cleaning up right now, but the real reason i'm posting this is to ask y'all a question. does anyone here know if dead fairies make good fertilizer?

[stinkyattic]

i'm cleaning up right now, but the real reason i'm posting this is to ask y'all a question. does anyone here know if dead fairies make good fertilizer?

They say that when the settlers who came to America on the Mayflower tried to farm at Plimouth they failed miserably until a Native American by the name of Squanto showed them how to put a dead fish in each hole before planting.

This may or may not work with fairies. Being fairies, I suspect that they, even in death, are impervious to decay, even in the presence of mycorrhizal fungi. I mean, have you ever heard of a fairy getting athlete's foot or ring-worm? It simply does not occur.

I guess you could try tossing them on the compost heap and seeing if anything happens.

[HighTillIDie]

first you have to grind the fairy with one of those medicine smashy things (i'm high stfu)

that activates it's fertilizer glands

fuckin duh

[make it legal]

HAHAHAHA I love this thread.