Quote Originally Posted by stinkyattic
There are no fertilizer fairies who magically appear and feed your plants.
i sometimes hear them in the closet late at night, laughing maniacally and playing with my babies. sometimes i will hear them whispering in the corner as i tend to the ladies and every once in a while i will catch a glimpse of one out of the corner of my eye. a few weeks back they had a huge fert fairy party (it's a very large closet) and kept me up all night with their raucous antics. i know they must be fert fairies because my babies seem to glow after their visits and grow with renewed vigor.