Fertilizer, aliens, fairies, 7-Up, and pixie stix... Enjoy!!!

[Purple Banana]

Miracle-Gro is an EXCELLENT topping on steaks and corn on the cob. Brings out the texture, really..

[delusionsofNORMALity]

You'd have to sock in a LOT of miracle grow to feed it with....

though little research has been done in this field, there are certain things we do know about raising such creatures. first and foremost is that they are never to be stimulated in any way, encouraging them only make them harder to handle. their exact dietary needs are unknown, but they are generally considered to be omnivorous and have been known to devour small web sites in a single sitting. neither their origin nor life span have yet been determined, but it is suspected that they are generated by delusional minds and will soon die if completely ignored. our investigations into the lives of these strange and wondrous beasts are far from complete and if you have any information about them you would like to share we can be contacted at -
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oh, and pb - watch out, miracle-gro has been known to cause lab rats in cancer.

[Dutch Pimp]

Personally...I like Miracle-Gro...anything that don't kill you...only makes you stronger...:lol5:....:bigsmoke:

[PharmaCan]

Miracle-Gro is an EXCELLENT topping on steaks and corn on the cob. Brings out the texture, really..

I sprinkle Miracle-Gro on my oatmeal in the morning - it helps with regularity. :thumbsup:

PC :stoned:

[Chronisseur]

they are generally considered to be omnivorous and have been known to devour small web sites in a single sitting.

...although I am unable to post pics due a govt. chip in my computer, I felt it imperative to the survival of my brethren to be

able to identify these menacing beasts of burden. This avatar (as of 9/14) is the best photo to date of one of these creatures
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PS:fUrN0vRurers...Sa9 posts r(oo/.....3.88*

[Markass]

lmao, I love the new thread title..totally correlates with the first post

[fridaynight]

This is an absolutely ridiculous thread.
You cannot grow indoors without fertilizer. Even outdoors, if you want good growth, you MUST provide a source of nutrition to your plants, be it from compost, guano, or liquid ferts.
Better quality fertilizer makes better quality pot.
The OP needs to do some reading and find better sources than 'some people who smoked pot'...
Mother Nature can't be bothered to go hunting around for pot plants to help out. There are no fertilizer fairies who magically appear and feed your plants.
THC isn't the only psychoactive chemical in pot either. By your logic, my tomatoes that I've grown with Miracle Grow should also make me paranoid.
But they just make me full, and give me canker sores if I eat too many.
This is stupid.

So, I didn't discover the cause of paranoia, go ahead and sprinkle it on your cheerios:wtf:

[Ganj]

this reminds me of stephen hawking's theory on blackholes. the science community shut down hawking's idea simply because it attempted to overthrow the fundamental principles of physics. are not you all open to new ideas? just think about it...indoor growing without the hassle of fertilizing. who cares about the facts? that's a fucking idea! hell, space travel was merely a dream of a madman...

oh yeah. this about curing paranoia. ferts--the cause of paranoia? *scratches head* it's an idea!

[qdavid]

I absolutely hate asinine crap like this. No scientific proof, no logical statements, not even a shred of truth. There actually are people reading for factual information and wasting ones time on this drivel is absolutely crazy. Why do people do that?

[psteve]

Why do people do that?

I think it's because they've been smoking weed grown with 'fertilizer'.