This question almost made me blush. I think that's why most other ladies haven't answered yet.

Let me just say, for the official record of my opinion, that there's no better toy, insertable or otherwise, than the one that belongs to a real human man. Ain't no comparison. I think that's a fundamental tenet of heterosexual women. We don't much like fake bone. We like the real thang, and if we like ourselves and are smart in the choices we make, we like, or love, the guy behind it, too.