Are You Stoned?
1. Yes.

Do You Support Bush?
2. No.

But Bush Is A Good President!
3. That is ridiculous.

Do You Dream?
4. Only when I am asleep.

What Is The Common Internet Lingo Version of 'Laugh Out Loud'?
5. LOL

Would You Pay To Receive Fellatio From Britney Spears?
6. No, Britney Spears has no talent.

Would You Pay To Receive Fellatio From Lindsey Lohan?
7. No more Lindsey Lohan questions, either.

"The Constitution Is Just A Piece of Paper"
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8. Of course Bush is a fascist.

Would You Pay To Receive Fellatio From George W. Bush?
9. Okay, that question is just disgusting.

How Many Times Have You Seen A Leprechaun?
10. 17

Do You Remember Your Mother's Aunt's Great Great Grandfather's Sister's Name?
11. Is it bad if I don't remember her name?

What Did The WOMD's In Iraq Consist of?
12. It has to do with a paperclip, and a silver cigar.

What Is George W. Bush Really Against?
13. Peace, of course.

Does That Matter?
14. Of course it matters.

How Frequently Should We Impeach Stupid People?
15. ALWAYS.

If You Voted For Bush, Do You Still Stand By Your Vote?
16. Not anymore.

How Should We Go About Ridding The World of Bush?
17. One word: Revolution

What Is The Sole Member of The Genus Litchi In The Soapberry Family Sapindaceae?
18. It would have to be lychee!

What Should People Know About Cannabis?
19. The truth.

What Does The Bush Regime Remind You Of?
20. Nazi Germany or Ancient Rome.

What Do People Grow In Their Garden?
21. Plants.