Do you have a life outside canncom?
1. Yes.

Do you have proof of aforementioned life?
2. No.

Your neighbors told me they saw you bringing a skid of compost into your house.
3. That is ridiculous.

Come ON, are you EVER not thinking about cannabis?
4. Only when I am asleep.

Loser
5. LOL

Can I distract you with some American pop music?
6. No, Britney Spears has no talent.

But... but... but...
7. No more Lindsey Lohan questions, either.

Do you consider cultivation to be a form of civil disobedience? (I have to add punctuation to make it fit.. sorry )
8. Of course; Bush is a fascist.

Okay well even though he may be a fascist, do you think he might someday have value as fertilizer?
9. Okay, that question is just disgusting.

How young is too young to be so completely obsessed by weed?
10. 17

Which of the plants you've flowered has been your favorite?
11. Is it bad if I don't remember her name?

Do you keep any lucky toking artifacts? And is there a story behind them?
12. It has to do with a paperclip, and a silver cigar.

If you could have one wish, what would it be?
13. Peace, of course.

Does it matter HOW peace is attained?
14. Of course it matters.

Will you still work for it even if you don't see an end in sight?
15. ALWAYS.

Do you consider yourself a cynical person?
16. Not anymore.

Why not?
17. One word: Revolution

Okay okay okay I get it already... so... what's your favorite flavor of Goya drinks?
18. It would have to be lychee!

Come on, your kidding... or is that the truth?
19. The truth.

Since you can't be serious, it's back to the peace one... Do you think our present civilization has an analogous one somewhere else in history, and if so, what would it be?
20. Nazi Germany or Ancient Rome.

Is there something you'd rather be talking about instead of politics?
21. Plants.