Ok seeing as you have already put down the answers here are the questions...

are you a homosexual
1. Yes.

have you ever kissed a girl before
2. No.

I dont believe it, kissing girls is nice!!
3. That is ridiculous.

Do you ever piss anywhere else apart from the toilet?
4. Only when I am asleep.

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5. LOL

Do you like britney spears
6. No, Britney Spears has no talent.

errr...
7. No more Lindsey Lohan questions, either.

Do you think bush is sexy?
8. Of course Bush is a fascist.

Ever had sex with a woman?
9. Okay, that question is just disgusting.

How old are you
10. 17

Whos your mother?
11. Is it bad if I don't remember her name?

How do you make your sex toys
12. It has to do with a paperclip, and a silver cigar.

What do you like in bed?
13. Peace, of course.

Does being gay matter?
14. Of course it matters.

Do you ever premature ejeculate?
15. ALWAYS.

Never found girls attractive?
16. Not anymore.

How come you changed then!!??
17. One word: Revolution

Favourite food to eat of men?
18. It would have to be lychee!

What did you tell me all this?
19. The truth.

Favourite sex themes?
20. Nazi Germany or Ancient Rome.

Where else do you piss on then?
21. Plants.

hahaha you asked for it.