Poor Gene Siskel has been dead since the late 90s, so I agree that he's out. Ebert has had himself a hard time with cancer and other medical problems, so I hope he's using cannabis to relieve medical problems and not for sex. To be honest, I almost can't think of anything less sexy than the thought of Roger Ebert having sex.

It was my experience that lightly toasted sex was very very pleasurable but that stoned-out-of-your-gourd sex fell into the same category as drunk-out-of-your-gourd sex, too. Too much work with too few intellectual, physical and emotional faculties. Not enough CNS vivacity to achieve exceptional results. And also a discourtesy to the partner with whom you're trying to connect, at least as far as real intimacy is concerned.

Mildly toasted, silly, frisky sex, though, is a blast.