Why why why WHY?!

[IThinkIamFeelingit]

Purple Banana, I am now recently single too..

IThinkIamFeelingit Reviewed by IThinkIamFeelingit on 09-08-2007. Why why why WHY?! THE DAY I am supposed to break up with my boyfriend (I'm too busy for anything right now, he's very clingy, a total momma's boy, and he has failed his driver's test 3 times. He's 20.) he walks 5 HOURS to my house from his to bring me flowers. I wasn't there, I was at work. I can't believe this. I appreciate it in a kind of a "It's so sweet, I've never had a guy do this, but it's gonna make the break-up MUCH more difficult" WHY WOULDN'T HE CALL 1 800 FLOWERS?! I don't know what to do... I Rating: 5

[Weedhound]

Whew....hope that's the end of it for you. Good work Pb... :thumbsup:

[slipknotpsycho]

Purple Banana, I am now recently single too..

you may be big
you may be strong
but your pecker
is still an inch long

:S2: i've been waiting forever to use that one... thanks for giving me the oppurtunity finally

[birdgirl73]

I'm proud of you, Purple Banana. Actually, I think it's neat he cried. He felt sad, and he's enough in touch with his feelings that he could do that. That's rare.

[Weedhound]

The avatar is kind of nerve-wracking as well.....just how strong IS this guy???

[Purple Banana]

If you look like the guy in the avatar, NO THANKS! Eww haha I would just poke the veins on his steroid-addled biceps for hours... NO MEATHEADS!

Now accepting applications for employment. Enquire within.

Haha oh geeze...

[IThinkIamFeelingit]

Don't hate me cause I am strong
I am just like you, I hit out of the bong

[Weedhound]

So DO steroids make your penis bigger....??

[Purple Banana]

No! They make your testicles shrink, give you man-boobs, and make you lose your hair!

And they make your mother cry. AFTER YOU BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF HER FROM ROID RAGE!

[IThinkIamFeelingit]

geez, your gonna make me cry too