My perfect day:

Wake up feeling fantastic and continue that feeling by smoking a bowl or two with my water bong, then eat a big bowl of cinnamon toast crunch. Then I hop in my car, pick up a few friends, go and chill at someone's house and smoke a few jays, get an awesome lunch of mexican food and Popeyes, watch a movie and smoke some more, pass out and wake up a few hours later, and head into D.C. to watch my Capitals play game 7 of the Stanley Cup Finals, while drinking alcohol and stuffing my face with nachos. Naturally, my Caps win the Cup. Come home, drink with my friends and celebrate, then pack a bowl and fall asleep listening to some good music on my ipod.