An 80 year old couple were seen furiously shagging up against a fence. For 40 minutes they shagged like bastards, arms and legs going everywhere until they fell to the ground exhausted.

"Christ" she said, "you didn't fuck me like that 50 years ago!".

To which the man replies, "50 years ago that fence wasn't fucking electric!".
psychocat Reviewed by psychocat on . Jokes First-grade teacher was having trouble with one of her students. The teacher asked, "Harry, what is your problem?" Harry answered, "I'm too smart for the first-grade. My sister is in the third-grade and I'm smarter than she is! I think I should be in third-grade too!" The teacher had enough. She took Harry to the Principal's office. While Harry waited in the outer office, the teacher explained to the principal what the situation was. The principal told the teacher he would give the boy a Rating: 5