Parking spots

[Purple Banana]

I was driving to the local grocery store to re-stock on tea and deodorant. I park in the lot, close to the store, and I admit, I did park a bit close to another car, but on her passenger side. I got out, and I still had a good 6 inches before my car door even touched hers, I was in a rush, so I saw no need to re-park, and I had just gotten off a night shift from the hospital I work at, I was still in my scrubs and I wanted to get home.

I come back out 5 minutes later, and this woman is standing next to my car, staring at it, writing stuff down. I jog up to her, and she stares at me; the whites of her eyes are yellow, her skin has a yellow tinge, she has a slightly puff nose, and she's holding a bag with all kinds of liquor in it.

"What the hell are you doing scratching my car? Are you high?!" she asks (I have a NORML sticker on my car).

"I didn't scratch anything, I had 6 inches leeway from my door to your car when I got out."

She points to some obscure part on her REAR passenger door and shows what she thinks to be a scratch.

"Get in your car. I want to see if you scratched my car."

I smile, get in, my door only comes 7 inches close to her car, start my engine, music on, and she motions for me to roll down my window.

"YOU CAME CLOSE TO SCRATCHING MY CAR! I want to see your liscence and insurance!"

I roll my window down all the way, and tell her there was no scratch. I didn't hit any of her car. I motion to her bag of alcohol, and say "By the look of your jaundiced eyes, I think you need to place your priorities elsewhere, ma'am. Have a good day." And I drove off.

I HATE PEOPLE LIKE THIS.

Purple Banana Reviewed by Purple Banana on 09-06-2007. Parking spots I was driving to the local grocery store to re-stock on tea and deodorant. I park in the lot, close to the store, and I admit, I did park a bit close to another car, but on her passenger side. I got out, and I still had a good 6 inches before my car door even touched hers, I was in a rush, so I saw no need to re-park, and I had just gotten off a night shift from the hospital I work at, I was still in my scrubs and I wanted to get home. I come back out 5 minutes later, and this woman is Rating: 5

[40oz]

haha way to handle that situation. I hate people like that too.

[Gennaro]

what kinda car do you HAve ??? lol

[thcbongman]

haha, liquored up people *tisk tisk*

[Purple Banana]

I have a 96 Civic, not tricked out or anything, it's got a lot of stickers on it.

[blunt smoker]

People like that fucking piss me off beyond belief. Just yesterday, I was in a parking spot, and I pulled out of it in reverse, then when I was going into Drive, some bitch backed out like 100 fuckin mph and smoked my ass. I was so close to just beatin' her down to the ground, and she was like fuckin' 50 years old too lmao

..ahem..

but yeah, I would have done the same thing you did in this situation

[blunt smoker]

I have a 96 Civic, not tricked out or anything, it's got a lot of stickers on it.

Just saw that comment too, thought'd I'd quote it because I have a 04 Civic lol, good cars

[Purple Banana]

Mhhmm- my 89 Civic had 240,000 miles on it, and it got hit when some guy ran a redlight...

[blunt smoker]

How hard was the impact? Were you ok?

[Purple Banana]

Not bad at all, but it crushed the entire front side of my car, passenger side. I wasn't hurt much, and the guy was really nice, he treated me to dinner while my car was being towed away, so that was cool