Sexy redneck chick i got a crush on

[blazed620]

Ok so sunday..i go hang out with some of my buddies, and this pretty sexy girl i know calls and wants to hang out. But she says she's with ppl from another town...like 15 minutes away. Im like..alrite..but im thinking i dont wanna hangout with her and a bunch of guys. Well she meets me at wal-mart..and voila...its 2 other girls with her. One wasn't all that attractive to me..but the other one was sexy..she was a redneck chick..and she had "that" ass if ya know what im saying.

Well newayz..the girl i know..gives me 3 of something i can't talk about on here..and later on wen we go back to my friends house to smoke..they start kicking in..and i get real sick cuz i took em on an empty stomach. Well the girls immediatley took interest, and started taking care of me..they drove me to mcdonalds to eat something small and i sat in the passenger seat with the sexy redneck chick, cuz they wanted me close to the window. Well we got back..and im so sick that im sitting on the porch..and this sexy chick is holding my hamburger feeding it to me. haha..then she gets this cup of water and puts her fingers in it and starts rubbing them on the back of my neck..massaging it. haha..it was great.

The bad thing was that..her friend would never leave us alone..and when she did finally..i was about to lean in for a kiss when her nasty friend comes back out...I was pissed. Right after that they had to leave..and i haven't seen her since.. I told my friend to try and get her number for me..we'll see how that goes. Its soo weird...all i can think about is this girl...i got a fucking huge crush...its crazy..just from that little bit of time spent with her..i could tell there was some kind of connection..wouldn't you guys think???? friday night our high school football team plays them..hopefully i can find her during the game and continue where we left off...

blazed620 Reviewed by blazed620 on 09-06-2007. Sexy redneck chick i got a crush on Ok so sunday..i go hang out with some of my buddies, and this pretty sexy girl i know calls and wants to hang out. But she says she's with ppl from another town...like 15 minutes away. Im like..alrite..but im thinking i dont wanna hangout with her and a bunch of guys. Well she meets me at wal-mart..and voila...its 2 other girls with her. One wasn't all that attractive to me..but the other one was sexy..she was a redneck chick..and she had "that" ass if ya know what im saying. Well Rating: 5

[norkali]

Nice. Go for it. Why not? Find her at the game.

[beachguy in thongs]

She sounds cool. I love girls who take care of the wounded.

[angry nomad]

There is always what I call a "fat-hater-friend" cockblocking you because she is jealous of her hot friend. You need a wingman to distract that bitch! Good luck.

[imitator]

Exactly. That is what wingmen are there for.

Moment Killer friends are a common disease upon this world, but with the proper tools, you can negate their effect.

I actually got a few numbers from girls who saw me being a wingman for my buddy, and by some strange sort of logic, thought it was a good thing or something. Im not complaining, but I could never understand it.

I just have to wonder, does the cockblocker know that she is cockblocking? Or is it just subconcious?

[jagarr]

replying just to state that i feel those dirty hickish girls are like the hottest thing ever. tattoos, often with an emo slice haircut. so hot. either super tan or super pale. i love dirty walmart shopping girls and i am not ashamed!

of course, the only ones i date are the 'good' ones, good grades, little to no weed habit, boring =/

[blazed620]

well her fat friend..is 17 and married..haha...lol..she just wouldn't leave us alone..