I Fell Off My Horse....While She Was Standing Still

[Weedhound]

Is that pathetic or what? And yes, I was blazed.

She put her head down to grab some grass and I toppled right off the front. I thought it was funny but she was NOT amused. :wtf:

Weedhound Reviewed by Weedhound on 09-05-2007. I Fell Off My Horse....While She Was Standing Still Is that pathetic or what? And yes, I was blazed. She put her head down to grab some grass and I toppled right off the front. I thought it was funny but she was NOT amused. :wtf: Rating: 5

[wil86]

Haha! This reminds me of the time my friend was on his stationary moped chating to us and he had both feet on the ped and suddenly lost balance and toppled over. Only time ive seen someone crash a stationary viechle. Haha!

[Weedhound]

God we stoners are sad.....you should have seen her face when she looked up from the grass and we were eye to eye.

[stinkyattic]

You are a klutz! Goodness. You need one of those medieval jousting saddles. Let me find a pic.

Medieval & Renaissance Jousting Saddles

[Weedhound]

Hey those are GREAT! But I'd also need sides....you know like bedrails or something.

Jeez...jousting....even with a big honkin stick it'd still be hard to get someone out of one of those saddles.

BUT....I COULD mow my opponent down with my car.....what do you think??

[stinkyattic]

Car? Honey mead? Weedhound? Add a lance to that combination and you'll be tilting at utility poles in no time!!!

[Weedhound]

Yeah...it's tricky....but I have a pretty big car....

[stinkyattic]

I figure you've taught your horse to drive by now...

[Weedhound]

Did you just DRAW THAT??? That is absolutely HYSTERICAL!!!

Stinky, you get the prize.....that made my day. :thumbsup:

[stinkyattic]

No, bad Sharpie renderings of driving horses with knights on the roof are ALL OVER the internet!!!!