Something I try sometimes is just pretend I'm mildly retarded. Then I can talk about Britney Spear's shaved head and whether she's wearing a wig or she tok some new like.. medcines and stuff that could make it, like grow way more than regular hair. Like 50 times more faster for real. I heard about that stuff. This, like chinese guy from .. uhh... Japan or whatever invented it from like his chemical stuff or whatever. That's an example of how to talk with most people you meet. I know it's difficult at first, because you won't have any idea what you're talking about, and neither will the other person. But they won't notice or care.