Well I'm socially retarded, you couldn't tell though because I am able to hide it with small talk.

You just have to feel up-beat, and have a smile on your face. That way, at least would rather talk to someone happy, than someone who looks grumpy or shy.

Stay update on the "news," talk about food, everyone can relate to that. Play off what they're saying and ask some questions to keep it going. Throw a witty line here and there.

I'm not great at talking to people, because honestly I hate talking to people. But at least I hide it well! It's not that hard, you just gotta keep doing it, and then it becomes 2nd nature.