Psssht it's about as vain as vain gets. Please. What a crock of shit.
"Oh noes!!1! I'm feeling a bit floppy in the pussylips!!! What EVER am I going to do!!!? I know! Go to Mexico for a vacation and get clipped and stitched, and come back looking so pretty in the nether regions that I will just go around town in a miniskirt and no panties... forget that I am 50 years old and really should have a bit more dignity by now.... "
WTF!!!