AN ATHEIST IN THE WOODS

[Quantummist]

AN ATHEIST IN THE WOODS

An atheist was walking through the woods.
"What majestic trees"!
"What powerful rivers"!
"What beautiful animals"!
He said to himself.

As he was walking alongside the river, he heard a rustling in the bushes behind him. He turned to look. He saw a 7-foot grizzly charge towards him. He ran as fast as he could up the path. He looked over his shoulder & saw that the bear was closing
In on him.

He looked over his shoulder again, & the bear was even closer. He tripped & fell on the ground. He rolled over to pick himself up but saw that the bear was right on top of him, reaching for him with his left paw & raising his right paw to strike him. At that instant the Atheist cried out, "Oh my God!"

Time Stopped.
The bear froze.
The forest was silent.

As a bright light shone upon the man, a voice came out of the sky. "You deny my existence for all these years, teach others I don't exist and even credit creation to cosmic accident." "Do you expect me to help you out of this predicament? Am I to count you as a believer"?
The atheist looked directly into the light, "It would be hypocritical of me to suddenly ask You to treat me as a Christian now, but perhaps You could make the BEAR a Christian"?

"Very Well," said the voice.

The light went out. The sounds of the forest resumed. And the bear dropped his right paw, brought both paws together, bowed his head & spoke:

"Lord bless this food, which I am about to receive from thy bounty through Christ our Lord, Amen."

Quantummist Reviewed by Quantummist on 09-03-2007. AN ATHEIST IN THE WOODS AN ATHEIST IN THE WOODS An atheist was walking through the woods. "What majestic trees"! "What powerful rivers"! "What beautiful animals"! He said to himself. As he was walking alongside the river, he heard a rustling in the bushes behind him. He turned to look. He saw a 7-foot grizzly charge towards him. He ran as fast as he could up the path. He looked over his shoulder & saw that the bear was closing In on him. Rating: 5

[sam44]

um
ok

[Hardcore Newbie]

I thought it was funny

[Quantummist]

I thought it was funny

Me too.. and I am

[king of the world]

hahaha thats funny as hell

[the joint meister]

haha, funny,


peace out TjM

[jdmarcus59]

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ok

i liked the music, what is used? keyboards guitar? and if a guitar what kind

[duffydawn]

very clever..... I chuckled....I'm also sipping on a tequila/Bacardi smoothie...blended by muah...with alot of frozen blueberries added to the mix..not that my drink is of any importance... it just contributed to my laughing a lil easier :P
still a great joke
I know a couple atheists I'll tell it to

[audioaddict04]

Funny yet incredibly lame at the same time.

[Iambreathingin]

Yeah...Kinda annoys me when christians try and say I'm religious 'cos I say "Jesus christ" or "Oh god". It's just words that are commonly used in my society. It's not like when I say "For FUCK SAKE" I'm actually considering the roots of the word, and its real meaning.

It's just a word or phrase that reflects the situation. Or somthing.

Funny tho'