I recently had a 7 year old kid walk up to my register and ask me: -"Yeah, gimme one of them $50 airlink phone cards, and you guys do take checks? Correct?"
This was shortly after a young asian woman approached me asking: -"Can I pay cash OUTSIDE?"...blah blah...then she asks: "How do I do it?" "What?" I replied. "Pump the gas." she responded!
....some people:wtf: