Most random, out-of-nowhere question you've been asked?

[iNHALE.xHALE.]

Bang Bus..haha

uhm most random question was by my mom and i quote "do you think your dads on drugs?"

[weedmaster]

when i went to florida a waiter asked if i was french thats an insult for a englishman, no tip for that man.

[tuete]

have you been sexually assaulted by aliens?

[Chronisseur]

I recently had a 7 year old kid walk up to my register and ask me: -"Yeah, gimme one of them $50 airlink phone cards, and you guys do take checks? Correct?"
This was shortly after a young asian woman approached me asking: -"Can I pay cash OUTSIDE?"...blah blah...then she asks: "How do I do it?" "What?" I replied. "Pump the gas." she responded!
....some people:wtf:

[Metaphor]

idk i cant think of any right now but once this kid asked if i ever heard of Jimi Hendrix..

[cannabis campbell]

"Whens the last time you had a shit"

[Nochowderforyou]

I once went into a corner store to buy a High Times magazine, and the cashier said, "this magazine is evil." :wtf: It's a fucking magazine you stupid, brainwashed, weak minded christian. Fuck off.

[LetsSeeYa]

so im layin there with my stomach going in and out, legs just moving all over the place from spazams, keep in mind this is the 4th trip i made to the hospital and its like 6;300 in the morning and the doctor says" i think we need to give you a shot of valium" you think domb ass iv only been on it 22 years to take care of this shit! HELLO MY Doc that i had been seeing for the past 6 years sent a letter a week before i was to see him that said "its nothing you said or did, i am getting into a differnt type of pain mangement, so pick from these docs and il refer you" WTF!!!!!!!!!!!:wtf::smokin<Is all i have in less i want to take methadone for pain. hello yeah i want to get addicted to this stuff?

[Chronisseur]

Yeah, it is pretty random actually! BUT, do be careful not to talk about other substances, they frown upon it, but even be MORE careful not to get caught up in that trap unless it's literally like a life or death situation. TRUST ME!

[slipknotpsycho]

I once went into a corner store to buy a High Times magazine, and the cashier said, "this magazine is evil." :wtf: It's a fucking magazine you stupid, brainwashed, weak minded christian. Fuck off.

lmao i remember your thread about that