Quote Originally Posted by mfqr
Drill a hole in a jar, near the bottom. Fart in it. Plug the hole with your finger, put your mouth in it. Inhale real deep, and release your finger from the hole. You are now officially high, but you must hold your breath for 30 seconds for the fart to properly become psychoactive through a chemical reaction in your lungs. Doesn't taste bad either. Personally I like the taco ones that my dog supplies. Pretty exotic, and gets you soaring! Make sure to use that carb hole, though. It's very important that the gas goes deep into the lungs.
Funny story happened to me on Friday at work. Our boss, a 49 year old man mind you, farted inside of this curio (basically a tall, wooden cabinet with shelves and glass doors) at work, and he called one of salesman over (a 78 year old man named Neil) and asked him if he knew what this funny smell was inside this curio. He opens the door, takes a few huge whiffs, and says, "it's formaldahyde from the glue." My goodness, the laughter that followed.

That reminded me of it.