Getting some weed...

[dankus maximus]

^^^ obviously never smoked an intestine chillum.

though personally i find stuffing finely ground bud into my tear ducts, then lighting my eyelashes on fire to be the most effective and pleasureable form of cannabis intake.

[Nochowderforyou]

^^^ obviously never smoked an intestine chillum.

though personally i find stuffing finely ground bud into my tear ducts, then lighting my eyelashes on fire to be the most effective and pleasureable form of cannabis intake.

That is very interesting.

I like hookers to blow smoke up my asshole while jiggling my balls while praying to a picture of jesus personally.

[UTD Toker]

Microwave it in a pie, then feed it to some ducks.

^^LMAO!! To the threadstarter tho, I would personally grind up the weed REALLY finly, then mix it all in a giant tub of petrolium jelly and applesauce. Then rub a small portion on your nipples while chewing on some beef jerky. The sensation is AMAZING:thumbsup:

[sam44]

wow this thread is fucked up

[mfqr]

Drill a hole in a jar, near the bottom. Fart in it. Plug the hole with your finger, put your mouth in it. Inhale real deep, and release your finger from the hole. You are now officially high, but you must hold your breath for 30 seconds for the fart to properly become psychoactive through a chemical reaction in your lungs. Doesn't taste bad either. Personally I like the taco ones that my dog supplies. Pretty exotic, and gets you soaring! Make sure to use that carb hole, though. It's very important that the gas goes deep into the lungs.

[IThinkIamFeelingit]

Just throw the weed in the trash...
forget about it

[Nochowderforyou]

Drill a hole in a jar, near the bottom. Fart in it. Plug the hole with your finger, put your mouth in it. Inhale real deep, and release your finger from the hole. You are now officially high, but you must hold your breath for 30 seconds for the fart to properly become psychoactive through a chemical reaction in your lungs. Doesn't taste bad either. Personally I like the taco ones that my dog supplies. Pretty exotic, and gets you soaring! Make sure to use that carb hole, though. It's very important that the gas goes deep into the lungs.

Funny story happened to me on Friday at work. Our boss, a 49 year old man mind you, farted inside of this curio (basically a tall, wooden cabinet with shelves and glass doors) at work, and he called one of salesman over (a 78 year old man named Neil) and asked him if he knew what this funny smell was inside this curio. He opens the door, takes a few huge whiffs, and says, "it's formaldahyde from the glue." My goodness, the laughter that followed.

That reminded me of it.

[dankus maximus]

well while i was out i met a man who personally says, that his favourite mixture to intake his cannabis, is a mixture of panda bear snot, monkey teeth and whole buds(shake WILL NOT WORK!). the mixture is then kneaded to consistancy and boiled in shampoo(head and shoulders works best) which is rubbed into ones pubic hairs after. the panda snot(though quite rare) is rumored to increase the metabolic proscess of THC.


i hope this thread never dies

[CaptainDank]

take your weed. get a piece of tape. tape it on itself so it has two sticky sides. now attach a large nug to your scrote. then find a professional wrestler OR a burly lumberjack to smash the dangling nug with a hammer, infusing it into your scrote and essentially converting it into a "weed-nut". im tripping out.

[stoned_alot420]

pack a bowl of your weed then take a really big hit and hold it in then i smell your tits for a while then pull your nut sack up over your dick so it looks like a bullfrog then flick your nuts while your friend spanks off in a dixie cup