The best sex ever...

[CUPNOODLES]

U FUCKED UR GRANMA?

[LIP]

LOL!

None of you know any London dialect do ya?

Watch some london films or something - im sure im not the only person who uses that saying.

Edit: Ha - i knew i'd heard it used on TV - watch this and you'll understand.

YouTube - Football Factory Part5

[cannabis campbell]

Haha they're americans mate cant expect them to understand cockney slang although they should! I think it should be taught in schools

[IThinkIamFeelingit]

Ya..I got the idea of what you were saying....I think they did to they are just fuckin with ya..haha..

granny= tore that shit up

[LIP]

Haha they're americans mate cant expect them to understand cockney slang although they should! I think it should be taught in schools

It should indeed. Cockney blows every single other language straight out the water. It's dying out - and it's a shame.

People should think abit though - my ex is the same age as me - and im no granddad.

[hardcharger]

and finally we start FOOTBALL!!!!

[cannabis campbell]

Ya..I got the idea of what you were saying....I think they did to they are just fuckin with ya..haha..

granny= tore that shit up

granny (flat) = Twat
apple and pears = stairs
ruby (murray) = curry

etc look it up - cockney rhyming sland

[FakeBoobsRule]

I pieced it together LIP. We have a smiliar saying, "I knocked the bottom out of this little hottie last night."

[inbud]

Best sex...hummmmmmm....from 35 to 42, the first seven years with the current husband, got married and it slowed down. now all the banging is the head board in the bedroom. So glad we did it in every room of the house the first seven years...lol. He even got squirted on occationally. i guess i married him cause of the sex and we just seemed to mesh in all ways. to bad we both got older. tho the sex has slowed down, it is still quality. Now we go fishing more and swimming, and that is okay too.

[stinkyattic]

Best sex ever?
This past Monday night I think it was- right after I sat down with Donk and told him I didn't think it was a good time for us to be in a romantic relationship, but I still wanted to hang out and go fishing.
So much for that...
It was da shit. Sweaty, hot, a little drrrty but still very loving.
And then again in the morning before dawn.
Take a relationship with a lot of real affection, great sexual chemistry, remove the only source of pressure in it- then add a little homegrown- OH MY GOD. Yay for multiples...
Awwwww yeeeeeeah.