Tonight..

[420_24/7]

coulda swore the houdini was this:
girls on her stomach, you say be right back, hold on a sec. walk outa the room, your friend walks in and continues (without her knowing), you then go outside and knock on the window and wave"
i probly have them mixed up

i thought a houdini was when ur doin it doggy style and u take it out and spit on her back so she thinks u came then when she turns around blow your load on her face

edit: i didn read the thing u were responding to.

[bobthenuker]

He's already doing her man. Good for him :thumbsup:

[Straightupg]

if ur gonna have sex dont cum when ur doing oral and shit, wait for the grand finale

good luck holdin it in. ive heard from a few friends that had trouble really controlling that their first time

[birdgirl73]

why dont you just ask her maybe she will deliberate.

I think you meant "cooperate."

"Deliberate" is what a jury does when it thinks about a verdict. Or what someone does when he/she ponders an issue with great consideration. We don't want R0k's lady friend deliberating too long on this. She might end up deciding to equivocate.

[OLDE ENGLISH '800]

yeah i know i meant it as a joke. but it didnt work out the i wanted it to

[birdgirl73]

Oh! Well, then, ha ha ha ha ha ha! I meant the part in mine about her possibly equivocating as a joke, too.

I see R0K is back online! R0k, you better update us on how your night went. I've been hoping you'd check back in here. . . .

[r0k]

LOL I just re read this thread and I am laughing at myself for even posting it. I was insanely baked and worried about nothing. But I bet you're wondering about my night.. Her parents weren't leaving town till tomorrow, and I'm probably going over again..

So sorry for even posting this. I feel dumb for asking, but thanks anyway.

[Matt the Funk]

LOL I just re read this thread and I am laughing at myself for even posting it. I was insanely baked and worried about nothing. But I bet you're wondering about my night.. Her parents weren't leaving town till tomorrow, and I'm probably going over again..

So sorry for even posting this. I feel dumb for asking, but thanks anyway.

LOL:rasta:

[Rhymenocerus]

the magician:
flip her on her back, drop a lugey on her back and say your done. when she turns around, explode in her face and yell, "SHAZAM!"

HAHAHAHAHA that shit was hilarious.


Dude I'm fucking blazed:stoned:

[imitator]

LOL I just re read this thread and I am laughing at myself for even posting it. I was insanely baked and worried about nothing. But I bet you're wondering about my night.. Her parents weren't leaving town till tomorrow, and I'm probably going over again..

So sorry for even posting this. I feel dumb for asking, but thanks anyway.

Its not dumb to want to be prepared. It may seem silly, but in the end its a good thing.

Just means you are willing to go the extra mile for said lady, which isnt a bad thing.