Quote Originally Posted by Gothen
Okay, so before anyone under the age of 18 reads on, I have to say that this is for MATURE audiences only. I don't mean that its overtly sexual or anything, its just that...ya know...this question requires a bit of maturity. Anyway...

So, I'm sitting here and I just got done taking a couple hits from my bubby (what I call my bubbler) and uhhh on the first hit, I coughed my lungs up, like usual. But, the second hit I did the same, but it was different. You see, right as I was coughing, I started getting this sharp, stinging pain in the area that is, most commonly, referred to as...the taint.

My friends and I were talking about this weeks ago, and none of us knew what the hell the cause of this was. I mean, it always happens after a nice coughing fit, and it hurts BAD. Almost like when you get kicked in the crackers, ya know what I mean?

I figured that it was probably a hernia-like happening going on in the groin, but I'm not sure. ANYONE know why this is, and does ANYONE else ever experience this?
I had a problem where I hurt there off and on for a lot of years. It took 5 or 6 doctors, and the last one shoving a finger up my ass to give me a diagnosis: hemorrhoids.

Whenever I do a lot of heavy lifting, my taint hurts, or if I carry something heavy around all day, like a backpack.

The best thing to do, is use preparation-H, very soft toilet paper. When you get hemorrhoids bulging out of your anus, watch your ass really well, lube up a fingertip with preparation-H, and shove them back in, and wash your hands.

I know that is nasty, but if you want frankness there you go. I am not saying you have hemorrhoids, but I got diagnosed with a hernia and a groin strain, but that is all it was. I got hemorrhoids when lifting up a very heavy bag of grease with my lower back, like an idiot. I felt the blood vessel pop. It was gross.