Quote Originally Posted by angry nomad
I had a problem where I hurt there off and on for a lot of years. It took 5 or 6 doctors, and the last one shoving a finger up my ass to give me a diagnosis: hemorrhoids.

Whenever I do a lot of heavy lifting, my taint hurts, or if I carry something heavy around all day, like a backpack.

The best thing to do, is use preparation-H, very soft toilet paper. When you get hemorrhoids bulging out of your anus, watch your ass really well, lube up a fingertip with preparation-H, and shove them back in, and wash your hands.

I know that is nasty, but if you want frankness there you go. I am not saying you have hemorrhoids, but I got diagnosed with a hernia and a groin strain, but that is all it was. I got hemorrhoids when lifting up a very heavy bag of grease with my lower back, like an idiot. I felt the blood vessel pop. It was gross.
i was gonna say inside hemorrhoids, as there not always on the outside. and my friend had the same thing happen. it shows the maturity level in here when someone asks a real ? and for some reason people keep saying something about telling the doc he smokes, why the fuck would he even have to bring that up over a cough?? makes no sense,anyways is there any blood when u go to the bathroom, even a lil could be a sign of the hemms. only thing that can really be done is laser or cold treatment, or something like that other than that it would be a muscle as sometimes when u cough real hard muscles that u don't normally use will flex and can cause pain as u don't use them.

ps and after reading what boo360 said i to remember feeling that pain when sick and had to puke so im guessing it's more related to muscle contracting to fast or something like that as i said u don't use those muscles and it's more a shock thing i would think